DO BETTER.

“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.”

jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

(Quelle: spork, via asian)

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

(via unescapable)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(Quelle: billylaskaris, via giggle)

yoncevevo:

xerneas:

*makes a list of everyone who didn’t reblog my selfie*

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*likes selfie* *doesn’t reblog*

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(via youwillunderstand)

juilan:

*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?

(via plagal)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Quelle: bearsnbritts, via acomas)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Quelle: surprisebitch, via unescapable)

hersheywrites:

cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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(Quelle: happyhalloweenbitch, via thetowngossip)

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